I caught you cheating
You had the nerve to say you're sleeping
Just not with her, but tell your friends
That I'll be "lost without you"
And I'll admit it, sometimes I miss when we were in it
So I made a list so I never forget all the things I hate about you
Ten, you're selfish, nine, you're jaded
Eight, the dumbest guy I dated
Seven, talk a big game till' you're naked
Only six seconds and I had to fake it
Five, you're toxic, four, can't trust you
Three, you still got mommy issues
Two years of your bullshit I can't undo
One, I hate the fact that you made me love you
Your friends must suck, if they think you're cool
A sloppy drunk obsessed with his Juul
Keep buying bottles with your daddy's money
And I don't know how I felt for your shit
You gross me out and now I've got the ICK
And I've got a list of why you don't get to fuck me
Ten, you're selfish, nine, you're jaded
Eight, the dumbest guy I dated
Seven, talk a big game till' you're naked
Only six seconds and I had to fake it
Five, you're toxic, four, can't trust you
Three, you still got mommy issues
Two years of your bullshit I can't undo
One, I hate the fact that you made me love you
You made me love you
You made me love you
Oh, ah
How'd you made me love you?
And I'll admit it, sometimes I miss when we were in it
F* N.C.
Ten, you're selfish, nine, you're jaded
Eight, the dumbest guy I dated
Seven, talk a big game till' you're naked
Only six seconds and I had to fake it
Five, you're toxic, four, can't trust you
Three, you still got mommy issues
Two years of your bullshit I can't undo
N.C.