Well, I got a call from Rowdy round six o’clock sayin’ he caught a hankerin’ for a honky-tonk
Wants an ice cold beer and a country song, but he didn’t want to stay out all night long
Well, I ain’t the kind to let a buddy drink alone but I can’t turn it off once I turn it on
There’s no stoppin’ me once I get goin’, put a can in my hand, man I’m wide ass open
The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb
By half past ten I’m half past tipsy, at quarter to twelve, man I done had plenty
The countdown’s on when the first beer hits me
Five four three two one too many
After five diet Millers I was feelin’ loose, singin’ karaoke to a TL tune
When a pretty little thing shot me a wink, she said, hey cowboy, could you buy us a drink
Well, hey baby doll, I will if you want but I can’t turn it off once I turn it on
There’s no stoppin’ me once I get goin’, put a can in my hand, man I’m wide ass open
The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb
By half past ten I’m half past tipsy, at quarter to twelve, man I done had plenty
The countdown’s on when the first beer hits me
Five four three two one too many
Now I’ve never been the kind to quit, won’t stop ’til I get to the bottom of this
And the night’s still young so whatcha say we shotgun one (Yeah, we’ll shoot one with you Luke. C’mon Ronny)
There’s no stoppin’ me once I get goin’, put a can in my hand, man I’m wide ass open
The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb
Yeah, by half past ten I’m half past tipsy, at quarter to twelve, man I done had plenty
The countdown’s on when the first beer hits me
Five four three two one too many
Yeah, five four three two one too many
(C'mon, that's a country song right there)