Tom: C
Introdução: C
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I'd heard some rumours on the grape vine,
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some whispers down the phone line,
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and this digital age provides the ocular proof.
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No man's amused of being jealous
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but I dont get over Zallas(?).
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What you do with your life now,
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baby's up to you.
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Sometimes a man can get stuck
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when scared of being grown up,
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confused by playing happy families.
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So I accept that times are changing,
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with people rearranging,
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and there's a new man at your table
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up in town pipe lane.
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Now I don't know the details,
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in fact I've not thought much on this at all,
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and I would hate to cast dispersions
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or be seen as cruel.
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Who cares if his hair is thinning,
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if he's home from work on time?
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Perhaps he even likes a few new bands
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he read about online.
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So what if his eyes are close together,
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some even like that better,
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and if you can put up with that weird smile
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then I'm sure it's fine.
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So good luck with your new man,
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I hope it goes to the plan
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and that he's not run over by a train.
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Because I bet he is a nice guy,
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like a really, really nice guy,
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in fact he's probably the exact opposite of me.
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He's not fanatical, delusional, obsessive or emotional,
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he wants a job, a house, a dog
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when all I wanted was you.
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And even if he doesn't know
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the things that I know that you know I know,
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he's compact and polite and drinks responsibly.
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So good luck with your new man,
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I'm sure it works out fine,
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let's hope he isn't struck down with a plague.
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So you can invite me to your wedding,
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but from the front row you will see
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that he might be a lot of things
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but he's not me.