Tom: G
Introdução:
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Would you like to play the guitar?
D7 G
Carry money home in a jar
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From a coffeehouse or a bar
D7 G
Or would you rather get a job?
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A job is the thing that makes you get out of bed
G C G
And work every day until you're dead.
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Your back is achin' and your brain is numb
A7 D7
And you just can't wait until the weekend comes
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But if you don't want to starve or beg or rob
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You're gonna have to get a job
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Or would you like to play the guitar
D7 G
Drive for miles and miles in your car
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And pretend that you're a big star
D7 G
Or would you rather book the gig?
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An agent's the guy who takes his twenty- percent
G C G
What he says ain't always what he meant.
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He'll clean you out in ways you never thought
A7 D7
Because he's good at business and he knows you're not.
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And then he'll sue if you ever make it big
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"Cause he's the guy who booked the gig.
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Or would you like to play the guitar
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For a living--har-dee-har-har.
E7 A7 Am
I'll admit it's kind of bizarre
D7 G
Or would you rather be the wife?
G C G C
The wife is the one who has to rescue our butts
G C G
She's either a saint or else she's nuts.
A7 D7
She gets impatient and she gets annoyed
A7 D7
"Cause she's the one who must remain employed
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And, by the way, if you want to wreck your life
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Become a guitar player's wife.
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'Cause all the monkeys ain't in the zoo.
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They can be trained to play guitar too.
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Some do a whole lot better than you
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But even if you don't go far
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You could be worse off than you are
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At least you're playing your guitar.