Beehive hairdo, 45 on the hip, Patrolwoman Saunders, don't you give her no whip
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Took me to the station for a breathtest, then back to the bedroom for some house-arrest
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Women in uniform, sometimes they look so cold, Women in uniform, but, Oh! They feel so warm Coming back to London on a 747, Stewardess made me feel like I'm in heaven
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White apron, brown leather shoes, The nurse at the clinic left my heart all bruised
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Broke my left leg, sprained my right, Now she takes my temperature every night Repeat Chorus