Tom: D
Introdução:
D G
I should have never gone
D G
To get my haircut by my room mate?s mum
D G
Eighty percent off is not a good deal when she
D G
Cuts eighty percent off
Verse
D G
Should have gotten the clue
D G
By looking at my room mate?s do
D G
Looks like two squirrels climbed up his back
A
Made it on his scalp and died in the act
G
She was clipping away
A
I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror
G
I wanted to say
A
Something but I didn?t want to offend her
G
So I shut my mouth
A
Then she gave me a spin
G
I look like a stunt double for the weekend
Verse
D G
I got a bad bad bad bad bad haircut
D G
My head looks like a (fat boobs butt)
D G
I should audition for the role of (brier tuck)
D G
Cause I got a bad bad bad bad bad haircut
Bridge
A
I got a modern art installation on my head
G
I look like I walked off the set of walking dead
D G
I got a bad bad bad bad bad haircut
D G
I got a bad bad bad bad bad haircut
A G
But, haircuts they are temporary
A G
It will grow out before you get married
A G
Unless you?re already married
A G
And in that case, it will grow out
D
Before your second marriage