Tom: Dm
Introdução:
Dm F
The pilot had a heart attack
C Dm
The co-pilot can't be found
Dm F
The people in the aisles are screamin'
C Dm
They know the plane&rsquo s goin' down
Dm Bb
We need a hero, someone to save us
Dm C
We need a hero to land the plane
Dm Bb
We need a hero, who's gonna do it
Dm C Dm
We need a hero to save the day, shuh!
Dm F
So I jump to my feet, and I volunteer
C Dm
The people on the plane all start to cheer
Dm F
I get a high five from a baby
C Dm
And a hickey from a flight attendant
Dm F
So I go in the cockpit put the headset on
C Dm
And grab the main control
Dm Bb
Then right away I crash the plane
C Dm
Because I don't know what I'm doin'
Dm F
We're on a runaway train
C Dm
The conductor had a meltdown
Dm F
The people in the dining car
C Dm
Are screaming really, really loud
Dm Bb
We need a hero, someone to save us
Dm C
We need a hero to bring us through the danger
Dm Bb
We need a hero, somebody competent
Dm C Dm
We need a hero to save the day, yeah!
Dm F
So I put the engineer's hat on the top of my head
C Dm
The people go f***in' crazy
Dm F
A guy says, &ldquo You're the main man&rdquo
C Dm
And a deaf woman signs, &ldquo Go get em&rdquo
Dm F
So I go to the cab and I toot the whistle
C Dm
That's something I always wanted to do
Dm Bb
Then right away we fly off the bridge
C Dm
Because I don't know what I'm doin'
Dm F
We're in a nice family restaurant
C Dm
Somebody's Grandma is choking on a lamb chop
Dm F
There's panic in the air as Nana's face turns blue
C Dm
The busboy screams in spanish, &ldquo What the f*** do we do?!&rdquo
Dm Bb
We need a hero, who's gonna do it
Dm C
We need a hero to clean out her windpipe
Dm Bb
We need a hero who's down with Heimlich
Dm C Dm
We need a hero to save the day, yeah!
Dm F
So I slap my napkin down on the table
C Dm
And I get a f***in' standin' ovation
Dm F
Another guy gets up and says he's a doctor
C Dm
I say, &ldquo sit the f*** down, I got this s***&rdquo
Dm F
Then I wrap my arms around Grandma's chest
C Dm
And look her grandkids deep in the eyes
Dm Bb
Then right away I break all her ribs
C Dm
Because I don't know what I'm doin'