Tom: A
A
D
Bm
Hey Joyce, rock and roll never gave you a voice
E
A
It's never given you so much as a lament
F
Bb
So I went to the store and I bought a guitar
E
A
A7
To bestow this accolade on you, just you
D
E
Not Sally, Carrie Ann or Peggy Sue
A
F
E7
A
I'm gonna spend my next half day with a girl called Joyce;
F
E7
A
D
AE
A
Gonna possibly stop at Tebay with a girl called joyce.
A
D
Bm
Hey Joyce, I know you're not as far out as Ronnie Boyce
E
A
And I'm aware that you've got a few quirks
F
Bb
But it hurts when I hear all the songs to Maria
E
A
A7
Well, we haven't really done with J or K
D
E
Much to my dismay
A
F
E7
A
When the bad gets worse I turn to a girl called Joyce;
F
E7
A
D
AE
A
(x2)
Gonna lose myself in the thrall of a girl called Joyce.
A
D
Bm
Slower ball........ Paris Fashion Week caught me off guard
E
A
I was busy with trellising the yard
F
Bb
In a springless cart on a sunless day
E
A
A7
As the laudanum shortage dawns, two fauns
D
E
Lead me through the glade
A
F
E7
A
Where the gods have dumped Diana for a girl called Joyce;
F
E7
A
And displayed on high is a banner in support of Joyce.
F
E
And the brook runs crystal clear
A
E
And the brook runs crystal clear
F
E
And the brook runs crystal clear
A
E
A7
And the wind cries Joyce.