Tom: C
C
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G,C
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G
(x5)
C
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F
G
My girlfriend looks like Peggy Mount
C
Am
G
What am I supposed to do?
C
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F
G
I?m up the creek and never mind the paddle boy
C
Am
G
I haven?t even got a canoe.
C
Am
F
G,C
Am
G
(x2)
C
Am
F
G
I sold my soul to an Arctic Roll
C
Am
G
I went to hell on a red skidoo
C
Am
F
G
I did the Shake?n?Vac and broke my fucking back
C
Am
G
And now my library books are nine weeks overdue.
C
Am
F
G,C
Am
G
(x2)
C
Am
F
G
Knock, knock, who?s there?
C
Am
G
The patron saint of Llandudno
C
Am
F
G
The patron saint of Llandudno who?
C
Am
G
Tony Bastable.
C
Am
F
G
You scratch my back and I?ll scratch yours
C
Am
F
G
And I?ll be in heaven before you
C
Am
F
G
I love you because you
C
Am
G
Look like Jim Reeves.
C
Am
F
G,C
Am
G
(x2)C