Tom: A
Introdução:
E
I work at home in my parents' basement
A
I don't troll, I make statements
G#m
I'm not a cliche sittin' in my PJ's
A E
Double cupping at lunch on a Tuesday
E
I'm like Drake, see? So don't hate me!
A
I get vexed if you don't appreciate me
G#m
Real talk, I'll put the world to rights
A E
And when I'm a big boy I'm gonna write for Vice
C#m
It's not for me
It must be wrong
A
I could ignore it and move on
E B
But I'm a Broadband Champion
G#m F#m
A URL Badman
C#m
And if you're tryna call it art
A
I'll have to take it all apart
E B
I got a high-brow game plan
F#m
A URL Badman
E B
I got a high-brow game plan
G#m F#m
A URL Badman
E B
'Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
G#m F#m
A URL Badman
E
Spectacles with no prescription
A
Short-shorts with conviction
G#m
Supreme palace, APC
A E
Sizzurp in a chalice, yeah, that's so me
E
I'm a London white boy rapping ATL
A
Keyboard Warrior that can't spell
G#m
I don't like you, I think you're worthless
A E
I wrote a long piece about it up on my WordPress
C#m
It's not for me
It must be wrong
A
I could ignore it and move on
E B
But I'm a Broadband Champion
G#m F#m
A URL Badman
C#m
And if you're tryna call it art
A
I'll have to take it all apart
E B
I got a high-brow game plan
F#m
A URL Badman
E B
I got a high-brow game plan
G#m F#m
A URL Badman
E B
'Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
G#m F#m
A URL Badman
E A
I like Jordans, Joyrich, DJ's screw shit
E B
I'm as complex, Pitchfork, Winnie The Pooh shit
E
I'm a space ghost perpetrator
B
a bottom half of idolater
G#m
a check for Tyler the Creator
F#m
a blogespheric vindicator
E A
A$AP, Kanye, XX remix
E B
Mike Jones, Paul Wall, I need a Kleenex
E B
I don't like girls much, they're kinda silly
G#m F#m
Unless of course they wanna play with my willy
E B
I got a high-brow game plan
G#m F#m
A URL Badman
E B
'Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
G#m F#m
A URL Badman
E A E B
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E B
I got a high-brow game plan
G#m F#m
A URL Badman
Chorus chords for outro )