Tom: G
Introdução: Gm Bb Eb D
Gm Bb
Let me begin with a hearty ho ho
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And a tale that nobody tells well
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I've not come all the way from En-C-I-N-O
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To be treated like sewage that smells
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I'm certainly not that surprised
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For this story is older than time
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Me peglegged pirating brethren and I
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Are society's slug-ridden slime
Verse
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We've all been cast out as scallywag rogues
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With fire in our beards and our eyes
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There's a side to us pirates that nobody knows
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And it's soft as a baby's backside
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Some of us just want adventures
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The open-sea wind in our earrings
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Why are we constantly misunderstood
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Don't you know pirates have feelings
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Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR
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Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR
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Poor pirates can't deny this simple truth
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Poor pirates, P - O - O - ARR
Gm
People too (too, too, too)
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Nice harmonies, mateys!
Verse
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Think of how harrrd we have had it (so hard)
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Out on ships there is not much to eat (not much to eat)
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And dentists hate pirate insurance (yo ho no)
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Which is why we've so many gold teeth (We've too many gold teeth)
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Me laundry stays damp and me boots start to stink
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And me fingernails filthy and dirty
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Me internet loads unbelievably slow
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And me bedtime's around 7:30
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Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR
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Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR
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Poor pirates can't deny this simple truth
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We're poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR
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Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR
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Poor pirates have it so much worse than you
Bridge
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We've got pirate parades to which nobody comes
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Captain Kidd hosts a marathon but nobody runs
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Long John Silver invented the bloomin' onion
D
But you think he gets credit for that? (NO!)
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Captain... um... no one knows his first name
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And old Greenbeard's been driven completely insane
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Hardly anyone celebrates our one holiday
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Arr... Talk Like a Pirate Day!
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We're poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR
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Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR
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Poor pirates can't deny this simple truth
(Can't deny that we're poor, poor )
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Pirates, P-O-O-ARR
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Poor pirates, P-O-O-ARR
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Poor pirates can't deny this simple truth
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That pirates, P - O - O - ARR
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People too Yo ho!