Tom:
Introdução:
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Deuces and jokers, jacks with one eye, the antes a nickel and aces are high
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Poker by the light of a candle, if our parents found out there&rsquo d be a scandal
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The tent flap flew open, and to our surprise, there stood a vision of loveliness before our eyes
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With paint on her toenails and dime store perfume, stand back boys and give her some room
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Linda the sweetheart of my junior high,
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With her hair up in curlers, and fuzz on her thighs
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She said good evenin&rsquo boys, I was just passin by
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Sweet Linda won&rsquo t you come inside
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Now being a cubby, a red blooded boze
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We soon talked old Linda, into playin&rsquo for clothes
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But as the evening flew by in a whirl
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The only one left with clothes on was her
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She said look a&rsquo here fellas, now ain&rsquo t I your friend
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I can&rsquo t let you walk home with your buns in the wind
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So to show you that I ain&rsquo t a creep
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I&rsquo m gonna sell ya your clothes back real cheap
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It&rsquo s a nickel a sock, and a dime for a shoe
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Shirts are a dollar, and blue jeans are 2
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You can pay me at school when the morning bell sounds
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If ya don&rsquo t want the news spread around
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Linda the sweetheart of my junior high,
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With her hair up in curlers, and fuzz on her thighs
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She said good evenin&rsquo boys, I was just passin by
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Sweet Linda won&rsquo t you come inside
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Now Lindas in Reno and blackjacks her game
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She plays for the house and she wins just the same
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She&rsquo s easy to find all ya look for my friend
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Is a table of start naked men
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Linda the sweetheart of my junior high,
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With her hair up in curlers, and fuzz on her thighs
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She said good evenin&rsquo boys, I was just passin by
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Sweet Linda won&rsquo t you come inside