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The Ballad Of John Rocker

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             G  
John Rocker, your proctologist called,
                                                        C  
They just found your head
                                D  
You've been awarded the Golden Rubber Glove,
                                                                  G  
For that stupid crap you said
You've got the loudest mouth in baseball,
                                                          C  
Nobody could shut you up
                D  
So in New York, even in your street clothes,
                                                                        G  
You probably oughta wear a cup
Chorus
C  
John, your off your rocker
                G(quick strum)
                G                                                                              D  
Or go out and throw about 22 perfect games
                                C  
Son, you've clinched a spot
Next to Marge Schotte
                                                             G  
In the Dipshit Hall Of Fame
             G  
John Rocker, Detective Furhman called
                                             C  
He knows how you feel
                D  
And I bet you Congressman David Duke
                                                                                G  
Would probably help with your appeal
Maybe you won't get suspended
                                                             C  
Or have to pay that 20 grand
          D  
But if you can't close for the Braves right now,
                                                                                G  
You can start for the Ku Klux Klan
Chorus
C  
John, you're off your rocker
                G(quick strum)
                                G                                                                                              D  
Cause you'd probably get killed in a riot in the stands
                                  C                                                    G  
If you do an interview again, Ted said he's bringin' in
     D                                                                            G  
A gay right handed pitcher from Japan.... (preferrably mute)