Tom: A
A
F#
Despair to the point till they provoke
A
F#
The punchline before they have told the joke
A
F#
The sheer desperation to be seen
A
F#
Staring at the television screen
A
F#
Despair to the point where they provoke
A
F#
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
A
F#
Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist
A
F#
It wasn't in the top 100 list
F
E
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Am
Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
F
E
D#
He told ya, that you were gagging for it
A
F#
She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
A
F#
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
A
F#
Another variation on a theme
A
F#
A tangle on the television and the magazine
A
F#
D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?
A
F#
D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
A
F#
That says "we are defenders
A
F#
A
F#
G#
Of any poseur or professional pretender around"
F
E
When did your list replace the twist and turn?
Am
Ah the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern
F
E
D
C
B
A
And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers
Save it for the morning after
A
F#
A E
F#
A
F
E
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Am
Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
F
E
D#
He told ya, that you were gagging for it
F
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
E
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Am
Already thick and you're getting thicker
F
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
E
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
D#
Already thick and you're getting thicker
A
F#
Asuming that all things are equal,
A
F#
A
E
Who'd want to be men of the people
F#
D#
When there's people like you?