Tom: G#m
Introdução:
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Well, last year at Venezuela
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Boys, I bounce with a senorita
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Yes, she wanted a taxi driver
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To drive her out when she in for pleasure
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Boys, I sent her My application
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And she send me her regulation
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She say, "You car is a Ford
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It don't respect Highway Code
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It does skid when it overload"
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Oh, But she give me a chart
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Telling me to drive it fast
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Don't mind if it out of gas
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If the radiator start to boil
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Do, don't stop, let water wash down the coil.
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Well, as a driver with wide experience
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Boys, I send this car for inspection
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I give the mechanic man my instruction
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To check up from diff to the pistons
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I even beg him plug the muffler
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Because I done know these old Fords love to backfire
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I beg him clip some of the wires tha it mightn't cause no fire
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Boy, and plug the radiator
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Because I done know all my charge is to drive she fast
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Don't mind if she out of gas
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But if she radiator start to boil
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Do, don't stop, let the water overflow the coil.
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Well, the car came back from inspection
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I told her Monday is demonstration
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She told me, "No, honey wait until Wednesday
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I want to fix the springs in my upholstrey
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Because when we start this fast driving
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And my car start over shaking
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The slightest jerk affect my brain
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My back might get strain
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And then I feel an afterpain."
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But I told her, "No, I driving far
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Don't mind if you out of gas
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But if your radiator start to boil
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Do, don't stop, let the water tear loose the coil."
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Well, the car came back from inspection
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Boys, we went out on demonstration
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You know she drive ten miles and a quarter
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I told her stop turn this wheel over
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Boys, is now I start my fast driving
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A lot of funny things start happening
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You know the wires cross one another
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The water hose bust loose the radiator
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Well, boys, the gearbox started a grinding
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This gear so hard I can't get it go in
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So I pull out my gear lever
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Water fly through she muffler
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Aand the whole car went on fire
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If you hear her: "Stop, driver, not so fast"
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I said, "Why?" She said, "The car out of gas"
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I said, "Girl, your piston still pitching oil
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And why the hell the water can't wash the coil?"