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Your sports team is vastly inferior.
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That simple fact is plainly obvious to see.
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We&rsquo re gonna kick your collective posterior.
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Of course, you realize we&rsquo re speaking figuratively.
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Our stats are thoroughly impressive.
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Our coach really has the Midas touch.
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Our players are fast and strong and brave
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And your guys? (Eh) Not so much.
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In fact, we&rsquo ve played teams across the nation.
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And you&rsquo re the worst one we&rsquo ve come across.
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Try to assimilate that information
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And it just might help you cope with your impending loss.
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Oh, and if somehow we are still failing
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To effectively articulate the points at hand,
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Allow us now to summarize them in a manner
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That your feeble brains can understand.
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We&rsquo re great (We&rsquo re great)
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And you suck (You suck)
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We&rsquo re great (We&rsquo re great)
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And you suck (You suck)
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We&rsquo re great (We&rsquo re great)
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And you suck (You suck)
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You see there&rsquo s us (We&rsquo re great)
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And then there&rsquo s you (You suck)
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We&rsquo re really, really great (Really great)
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In contrast, you really suck (Really suck)
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OK, full disclosure, we&rsquo re not that great,
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But, nevertheless, you suck!
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Your sports team will soon suffer swift defeat.
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That theory&rsquo s backed by empirical evidence.
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We&rsquo re gonna grind up your guys into burger meat.
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Again, of course, we&rsquo re speaking in the figurative sense.
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What&rsquo s the use of even going through the motions
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When you know that you&rsquo re gonna lose anyhow?
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So why don&rsquo t you save us all some time
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And give up now (You suck!)