Tom: B
Bm
G
Bm
G
verse 1
D
I was walking down the street one day
And my mind was in a slide
D
When this well-dressed, all-dressed, hot dog said
?French fries on the side?
E
He was golden brown and about six feet long
His bun was toasted fast
G
As he turned away, he did remark
A7
?Frankfurts built to last?
D
Well, my momma didn?t tell me
A7
D
And my poppa didn?t say
A7
This world?s a busy place
D
And time just wastes away
F
Brother didn?t happen
C
And sister never stayed
A7
Momma hardly opened
G
A7
D
A7
D
And Poppa never played
verse 2
D
There was a Chevrolet sitting on the couch
With a Cadillac ready to toot
E
After drinks and conversation too
?Bout the meaning of inner need
G
Said, you?re a man for real, Yes, it?s a deal
A7
Satisfaction?s guaranteed
D
Well, my momma didn?t tell me
A7
D
And my poppa didn?t say
A7
This world?s a busy place
D
And time just wastes away
F
Brother didn?t happen
C
And sister never stayed
A7
Momma hardly opened
G
A7
And Poppa never played
Instrumental
D
A7
D
E
G
A7
D
Well, my momma didn?t tell me
A7
D
And my poppa didn?t say
A7
This world?s a busy place
D
And time just wastes away
F
Brother didn?t happen
C
And sister never stayed
A7
Momma hardly opened
G
A7
D
A7
D
And Poppa never played
verse 3
D
When the door swung open to a fruit of the loom
Screaming, ?Smoke me to the moon?
E
He was a xenophobe with a .38
Besides a ruptured spleen
G
But I kept my cool, as he slowly drooled
A7
Only Brand X cleans to clean
D
Well, my momma didn?t tell me
A7
D
And my poppa didn?t say
A7
This world?s a busy place
D
And time just wastes away
F
Brother didn?t happen
C
And sister never stayed
A7
Momma hardly opened
G
A7
D
A7
D
And Pappa never played