Tom: A
Introdução: A E
A
Dear blender
D E
Oh won't you help a first offender
A
Oh, toaster
D E
Don't you put the burn on me
D E A D
Re-friger-ator, why are we always sooner or later
A E A
Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night
A
Dear knife drawer
D E
Now won't you help me to face life more
A
Oh, trashcan
D E
Don't you put the dirt on me
D E A D
Oh percolator, why are we always sooner or later
A E A
Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night
A E x2
E
Everything used to be ok
D
But I've been had
B E
And Brad, I'm glad to say, is on his way
D E A D
Micro-digital awaker, why are we always sooner or later
A E A
Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night
A
Shower curtain
D E
Oh won't you help me to be certain
A
Oh, toothpaste
D E
Don't you put the squeeze on me
D E A D
Depilitator, why are we always sooner or later
A E A
Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night
D E A D
Tell me spectator, why are always sooner or later
A E A
Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night!