Tom:
Introdução: C F C/G Em C F C/G Em C F C/G Em C F C/G Em C F C G C F Am Em C F Am G C F Am G E F C G E F C G E C F C/G Em C F C/G Em C F C/G Em C F C/G Em C F C G C F Am Em C F Am G C F Am G E F C G E F C G E C Em F Fm
C Em F Fm
C Em F Fm
(repeat through spoken section until...)
C Em F G
(the last chord progression of spoken
section, ending with the G on "I'm a
C F
I saw an old man slip and fall
Am G
Hey, what a fucking idiot
C F
I saw a woman at her daughter's funeral
Am G
Ha ha ha. Classic comedy.
C F
Everything that once was sad
Am G
Is somehow funny now
C F
The Holocaust and 9/11
Am G
That shit's funny 24/7, cuz
E F C G
Tragedy will be exclusively joked about
E F C
Because my empathy is bumming me out
G E
Goodbye, sadness
C F C/G Em C
Hello jokes.