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Fat and weak, what a disgrace
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Guess the champ got too lazy
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Ain't gonna fly now he's just takin' up space
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Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain
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But he's no bum, he works down the street
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He bought the neighborhood deli
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Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat
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Come inside maybe you'll hear him say
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Try the rye or the kaiser they're our special tonight
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If you want you can have an appetizer
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You might like our salami and the liver's all right
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And they'd really go well with the rye or the kaiser...
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Never eats while on the job
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He heard it's good to stay hungry
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But he makes a pretty mean shishkabob
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Have a taste they were made fresh today
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Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white
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Maybe I can suggest an appetizer
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Stay away from the tuna it smells funny tonight
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But you just can't go wrong with the rye or the kaiser...
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So today, his deli comes first
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Still he dreams of his past days of glory
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Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst
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All the while you can still hear him say
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It's the rye or the kaiser, it's the thrill of one bite
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Let me please be your catering advisor
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If you want substitutions I won't put up a fight
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You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser...
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The rye or the kaiser...
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The rye or the kaiser...
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The rye or the kaiser...
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The rye or the kaiser...