Tom: B
Introdução:
Bbchºrds,
Capo on the 3rd
G
Bb
I met a girl a few weeks ago
(Bb)
C
When she's around I feel my heart beat
Eb F
Down in the very depths of my soul
Bb
So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags
(Bb)
C
'Cause if this girl and I go on one more date
Eb F
We'll start a meaningful relationship
FUCK THAT! WOOOOO!!!
Eb Bb
Letâ??s hit the road
F Gm Eb Bb
I was so close to... personal growth
F Gm
So California here I come
Eb Bb F Gm
I wanna bone across the nation
Ab Eb F
Let's bust a load of summer fun!
Bb
I porked most of New York
(Bb)
C
I slapped my groin on Des Moines
(C)
Eb F
Weâ??re only halfway through Day Four
Bb
Ctº
(Bb)
Bust coconuts on Miami
C
I gave some penix to Phoenix
(C)
Eb F
So hard they felt it in L.A.
TAKE THAT! YEAH!!!
Eb Bb F Gm
Now here we are in California
Eb Bb
These girls are hot
F Gm
And Brian bought us a new yacht
(Gm)
Eb Bb F Gm
Let's raise the sail for a gonadventure
Ab Eb F
This boner quest has just begun!
Eb Bb
I left 'em smitten in Britain
F Gm
And had sex so hard with Lima it landed in Argentina
Eb Bb
Then things got beejy in Fiji
F Gm
I had a four-way in Norway and started breedin' with Sweden
Eb Bb
New Zealand got a blast of my semen
F Gm
I did some butt stuff with Russians until they got a concussion
Bb Eb
I Banged-ladesh!
F
Now there's only one way to keep things fresh, 'cause...
Eb Bb
I've conquered Earth
F Gm
It is time to move on!
Eb Bb
Let's take a rocket
F Gm
Find some hot alien sluts
(Gm)
Eb Bb
No time for spacesuits
F Gm
I am way too horny!
Ab Eb
Let's show this galaxy what's - HAUKKKKKKKKK