Tom: D
Introdução:
D
I was looking for a cheap car in the Sunday classifies
D
When an ad jumped out and hit me right between my bugged out eyes
G
It was a two year old mercedes for 700 bucks
D
I couldn't make my trembling fingers dial that number fast enough
A G
The woman who picked up the phone said yes it's still for sale
n.c.
D
when I drove up that long driveway with cash there in my hands
D
she met me at the garage in a short skirt and a tan
G
when we took it for a test drive I couldn't believe my luck
She said,
D
I'll throw in them Arnold Palmer golf clubs there in the trunk
A G
none of this was making sense but then it dawned me
n.c.
G
It's a was a classic case of a woman scorn
D
She'll make that man wish he had never been born
G
She a forty something year old judge and jury
A G F D
Hell has no fury like revenge of a middle-aged wo-man
D
So she took me out to breakfast put it on his credit card
D
And by the time they poured the coffee she was pouring out her heart
G
Stories of his sneaking round and sorted escapades
D
Secretaries waitresses and bimbos half his age
A G
She said you know there is one thing I ought to thank him for
n.c.
G D GA
D
I believe good wine and woman get better with time
D
And if you ask me that man's a fool or else he must be blind
G
I'll never know his motives can't get inside his head
D
but I'm driving that Mercedes and I'm sleeping in his bed
to chorus, to ending
F A G D
Revenge of a middle-aged wo-man
"I know I ought to feel guilty about something