Tom: B
Introdução:
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RIFF1a
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*Second Guitar
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Verse
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I was riding on a concrete slab,
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down a river of useless flab
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it was such a murderful day
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I heard a witch-doctor say,
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"I'll turn you into a toadstool"
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Now I'm looking for the joke with a microscope
Verse
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my muscle's twitching on your words
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if you're on the streets you lose your nerves
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divinity throws you a curve
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sticks you and then you go berserk
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as life goes by you in a blur
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Leaves you murmuring a dirty word
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Verse
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page out of a comic book
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a chicken hanging on a hook
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a river and a babbling brook
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a sermon and a teenage hook
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shaking my hand at your fake face
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a suicide a certain look
Verse
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a microphone a blues guitar
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people feeling near and far
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stupidity a mental scar
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put cruel into cruelty
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abhorring no inspiration
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an alcoholic at the bar
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everything just goes to far
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Verse
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I was pissing on the desert sands,
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when the desert whispered to me,
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"damn! isn't this a shame?
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things will never be the same..."
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I run this gas and oasis
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now I'm looking for the joke with a microscope
Verse
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I was a teenage dinosaur,
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stoned and obsolete
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I didn't get fucked and I didn't get kissed
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I got so fucking pissed
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using my head for an ashtray
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now I'll tell you who I am
Outro
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I'm the repo-man
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and I'm looking for the joke
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looking for the joke
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I'm looking for the joke with a microscope... Repeat and fade