Tom: G
Introdução:
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I was born in Texas, my wife in Ten-nes-see
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We had fif-teen cross-eyed kids, She said they looked like me.
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She one time weighed fif-ty ponds, Her height was five foot four. But
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now she's grown so big and fat, She can't get through the door.
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