Tom: D
Introdução:
D
Well I knew I had to have her so I sent off in the mail
A
I saw her picture in that magazine
A
And when the postman brought her, I thrilled as I blew up
D
The prettiest plastic girl you?d ever seen
D
I called the new girl Wendy and Wendy blew my mind
G
Figgered that I?d keep her around
G D
Her plug kept her inflated and when I had it in
A D
But when I pulled it out she?d go down
G D
She?s a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl, nothin?s missin?
G D A
Yeah she never had a headache, she ain?t got bad breath when we?re kissin?
G
Yeah she?s there when you need her, she?s more than just a friend
D G
And her skin is as smooth as a pearl
D A D
She?s a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl
Well I didn?t tell nobody cept my best friend Earl