Cifras
Out Of The Wardrobe

         C             Em                 Am7                   C/G 
Has anybody here seen a chick called Dick?
       F                   Am7                       D 
He looks real burly but he's really hip.
           G                                                                                       C 
He's six feet tall and his arms are all brown and hairy.
       C                         Em                       Am7 
He married Betty Lou back in sixty-five,
 C/G             F                 Am7                 D 
  When you had to be butch to survive
         G                                                                                               C 
But lately he's been looking at his wife with mixed emotions.
                   Am7                                         D7 
You see, he's not a common place closet queen.
       Am7                                                             G 
He shouldn't be hidden, he should be seen.
                             F       Am7         D7                           G                   C 
'Cos when he puts on that dress, he looks like a princess.
         C                     Em               Am7             C/G 
The day he came out of the wardrobe,
             F             Am7               D 
Betty Lou got quite a surprise.
                       G                                                                                             C 
She didn't know whether she should get angry or not bat an eye.
         C                             Em                       Am7  C/G 
She really couldn't call up her mama 
     F                     Am7         D 
Mama would positively die.
                       G                                                                                             C 
Should she go or stay or should she try to get a trial separation?
                   Am7                                           D 
You see, he's not a faggot as you might suppose.
                 Am7                                       G 
He just feels restricted in conventional clothes.
                           F       Am7         D7                           G                   C 
'Cos when he puts on that dress, he feels like a princess.
Bridge
 C                   G                                                         C 
He's not a dandy, he's only living out a fantasy.
 C                   G                                                           C 
He's not a pansy, he's only being what he wants to be.
                 F                     D7 
Now his life is rearranged,
                   C               Em7         Am7         C/G 
And he's grateful for the change.
           F                                               G                             C 
He's out of the wardrobe, and now he's got no regrets.
             C                   Em                   Am7     C/G 
Betty Lou didn't know what to do at first,
                     F                     Am7         D 
But she's learning to cope at last.
 G                                                                                                                                 C 
She's got the best of both worlds, and she's really in a state of elation.
         C             Em                     Am7                 C/G 
She says it helps their relationship.
                       F                       Am7             D 
She says a change is as good as a rest.
                     G                                                                                         C 
And their friends finally coming 'round to their way of thinking.
 Am7                                               D7 
She wears the trousers and smokes the pipe.
         Am7                     G 
And he washes up  she helps him wipe.
                           F       Am7         D7                           G                   C 
'Cos when he puts on that dress, he looks like a princess.
Outro
   G                                                                                         C 
He's out of the wardrobe and he's feeling all right.
   G                                                                                 C 
He's out of the wardrobe and he's feeling satisfied.
                   F                             D7 
Now it's farewell to the past,
         C               Em7       Am7     C/G 
The secret's out at last.
           F                                               G                                 C 
He's out of the wardrobe, and now he's got no regrets.