Tom: D
Introdução:
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No sleep 'till Fuckneckville
F5 C G5
It's kinda funny, you may not realize it until
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Phone calls stop, can't get laid
F5 C G5
You find out where the parties were some time the next day
Refrão
D5 F5
One way ticket to seclusion
C5
Now you lose it all
D5 F5
One way ticket to alienation
C5
You're an inside joke
F5
Is everybody supposed to be
G5
Impressed with your ability
C5 A5
To make us feel less significant than you?
F5
We're all chippin in to purchase you
G5
A one way first class ticket out of town
Segunda Parte
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Millions sold, mega star
F5 C5 G5
There's a million assholes with ten million guitars
C5 C6 G/B
Enjoy it now, soon it ends
F5 C5 G5
Suddenly you find yourself without any friends
Refrão
D5 F5
One way ticket to isolation
C5
You can hang with you
D5
You've been given a citation
F5 C5
For excessive social faux pas and obnoxiousness
G5
15 minute stories about
C5 A5
What you had for breakfast and for lunch
F5
We're all chippin in for one big humble pie
G5
We're gonna smash it in your face
G5
Last week sold out concert
C5 A5
And how your new record's gonna top the charts
F5
We don't care about your expenses
G5
We just wanna have a laugh at your expense
Final