Tom: C
Introdução:
C F G C
A lady that I know just came from Columbia,
F C
she smiled because I did not understand.
F
Then she held out some marijuana, ha ha!
G7 C
She said it was the best in all the land.
And I said,
C
No, no, no, no, I don't smoke it no more.
G7
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
C
and then it makes it hard to find the door.
C F G C
A woman that I know just came from Majorca, in Spain.
F C
She smiled because I did not understand.
F
Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine,
G7 C
she said it was the finest in the land.
And I said...
C
No, no, no, no, I don't sniff it no more.
G7
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
C
and then it makes it hard to find the door.
C F G C
A man I know just came from Nashville, Tennessee, oh.
F C
He smiled because I did not understand.
F
Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho,
G7 C
he said it was the best in all the land.
And I said..
C
No, no, no, no, I don't drink it no more.
G7
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
C
and then it makes it hard to find the door.
Well, I said...
C
No, no, no, no, I can't take it no more.
G7
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
C
and then it makes it hard to find the door.