Tom: E
Introdução:
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Standin' on the corner
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Not doin' nothin' to no one
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When a squad car stops
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And out jump cops
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You one of them, if I ever saw one
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Wonder what I said
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As my face turned red
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Up against the wall, says the tall one
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That's a cute mustache
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Have ya got any hash?
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I'd like to make a buy, says the small one
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Now da whole thing's silly
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But I'm starin' at the billy
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Quietly askin' myself now will he
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Use that thing
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To make my eardrums ring
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It's all a bad dream
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And I'm in South Philly
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Now tell 'em, Mr. Hohner
verse 2
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Me and Mr. Hohner
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In Yuma, Arizona
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Tryin' to hitch a ride to Denver
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Well, out of a toll
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Comes the highway patrol
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To check up on my gender
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Is it her or him
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Or maybe Tiny Tim?
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Now up against the fence, says the dense one
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You have picked a bad spot
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To smoke your pot
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Whatcha gonna do two against one?
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Now da whole thing's silly
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But I'm starin' at the billy
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Quietly askin' myself now will he
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Use that thing
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To make my eardrums ring
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It's all a bad dream
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And I'm in South Philly
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Now tell 'em, Mr. Hohner
verse 3
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Me and Mr. Hohner
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Relaxin' out at Kona
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Hawaiian sun can be groovy
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When a pair of MPs
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Yell out, freeze!
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And I think I gotta part in a movie
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Hey! I'm talkin' to you
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Tell me what did I do?
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You're a draft card burner, says the thin one
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We can tell by your looks
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That you read too many books of wars
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And that's because ya ain't been in one
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Now the whole thing's silly
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But I'm starin' at the billy
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Quietly askin' myself now will he
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Use that thing
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To make my eardrums ring
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It's all a bad dream
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And I'm in South Philly
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Now tell 'em, Mr. Hohner