Tom:
Introdução: D
D
I wanted to go outside
I thought about it, then I got too high
G
And I reckon that&rsquo s why I've got no friends
People get mad when they're left unread
D
No matter, I've got my bed
And real big dreams, but they're stuck in my head
A
I could be the new Scorsese
G
I could drive a pink Mercedes
D
I could be a winner, baby
But I'm too fucking lazy
A
I could be the next First Lady
G
I could lead thе U.S Navy
D
I could be a hero, baby
N.C.
D
I'm trying to get in shapе
But I would rather play video games
G
So I guess I'll just blame the leaves I smoke
For making sure I've got no clean clothes
D
Yeah, I'm busy, I'm on my phone
N.C.
A
I could be the new Scorsese
G
I could drive a pink Mercedes
D
I could be a winner, baby
But I'm too fucking lazy
A
I could be the next First Lady
G
I could lead thе U.S Navy
D
I could be a hero, baby
But I'm too fucking lazy
A
Oh-oh-oh, oh yeah
G
I sing, "Oh-oh-oh, yeah"
D
I sing, "Ooh, yeah" (I sing 'Ooh, yeah')
Baby, ooh, yeah (Ooh, yeah)
G A
So all my house plants die and all my best friends cry
G A G
They keep asking why I left the party and I didn't say goodbye
A D
I should get inspired, but I'm just too tired
D
(Okay. Can we just end it there, or do we have to do an end to the song?)
(Yes, let's go again)
A
I could be the new Scorsese
G
I could drive a pink Mercedes
D
I could be a winner, baby
But I'm too fucking lazy
A
I could be the next First Lady
G
I could lead thе U.S Navy
D
I could be a hero, baby
But I'm too fucking lazy
A
Oh-oh-oh, oh yeah
G
I sing, "Oh-oh-oh, yeah" (C'mon)
D
I sing, "Ooh, yeah" (Ooh, yeah)
Baby, ooh, yeah (But I'm too fucking lazy)
A
Oh-oh-oh, oh yeah
G
I sing, "Oh-oh-oh, yeah" (All right)
D
I sing, "Ooh, yeah" (I could be a hero baby) (Ooh, yeah)
Baby, ooh, yeah (But I'm too fucking lazy)
D
A
Oh-oh-oh, yeah
G
Oh-oh-oh, yeah
D
Ooh, yeah
N.C.