Tom: F
Introdução:
Dm A
Yon: My life was completely astrous when I met you.
Scod: Not disastrous.
A Dm
Yon: So gruntled with this life I thought I had.
Scod: Opposite of disgruntled.
A# Gm
Yon: How could a love so perfect be so vincible.
Scod: Not invincible.
A#2
Yon: I could have sworn that you were scrutable,
C
My judgment was so bad.
(pause)
F Dm
Tripod: Kempt, so kempt,
A# C
Everything about you was seemly
Gm A
You were kempt, so kempt!
Dm(let
Yon: Of course I?d be bedevilled,
A#(let
So gusting and so shevelled
Dm A
Yon: It started out so wholesome, so pure.
S & G: Tell them about it.
A Dm
Yon: We engaged in speakable acts.
S & G: Nothing too saucy.
A# Gm
Although we had hibitions we were totally toward
A#2
S & G: You should have seen it coming.
A#2
Yon: But I always had a tendency to
C
Tripod: Underreact
D#
Our love is defunct
F
When it once was funct
Dm
You debunked all the myths
D#
You had previously bunked
Yon: When you were
F Dm
Tripod: Kempt, so kempt,
A# C
Everything about you was seemly
Gm A
You were kempt, so kempt!
Dm
Yon: Of course I?d be bedevilled,
Gm(let
So gusting and so shevelled
(Palm muted)
Gm
Tripod: You always seemed so honest,
F
Yon: And so sidious.
You are an angel
Gm
Tripod: I checked your phone bill
F
Yon: It was full of crepancies.
Scod: Everything was in order!
A Gm
Tripod: But I found out one evening you?d been creet!
Yon: AHA!
A#
Tripod: When you and your ex
F(let Gm(let
Yon: Your ex, your ex! It was a personal attack!
Am(let A# Am C(let
You were going out with prefixes behind my back! (breaks down crying)
Scod: Poor little fella
Dm
Scod: He asked you questions
A
No more terrogation
A
Gatesy: He acted and he umped,
Dm
DUMPED you straight away.
A#
S & G: You?re free,
Gm
Enjoy your new found carceration .
A#
Yon: You?re the ex I always pected,
A#
I'll never member you again.
C
You always derstood me anyway.
D#
Tripod: You sent a liminal message,
F
By cheating with your ex.
Dm D#(let
But I just think you had an feriority complex.
Yon: But anyway, I found someone else.
F Dm
Kempt, so kempt.
S & G: Oooooh oooooh
A# C
Yon: Everything about her is seemly
Gm A
Tripod: She is kempt, so fucking kempt!
Dm(let
Her Christian name is Ingrid,
Gm(let
Yon: She let?s me call her Grid.
Scod: Thank you!