Tom: D
Introdução:
E
Hey you were standing by the screen door slamming
B
Rather clear what?s taking place. You were holding on to Louie
E
He was packing, he was heavy that plastic handle just about to break
E
Well then you picked up Chloe. She knew y?all were going
E7 A B
She started barking like a tank. I was shocked and I was joking,
E
But I would not be longing. Cause I got Jim and Jack and Hank
A
(ch) Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis
E
Take what?s left there in the bank
A
Take your flat iron and your curlers
F# B
Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked
E
Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies
E7 A
To me you?re just a total blank, go on and leave me baby
E B E
I don?t need you, I got,,,, Jim and Jack and Hank
E
Well now you left screaming and your tires screeching
B
That little dog right in your lap
I have become a little sad and I called up my old Dad
E
He said son you just woke me from my nap
I told him you had left me. He said now son don?t you hate me
E7 A B
You know exactly what I think. You know you?re better off
E
You can fish and you can golf. You still got Jim and Jack and Hank
A
(ch) Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis
E A
Take what?s left there in the bank Take your flat iron and your curlers
F# B
Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked
E
Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies
E7 A
To me you?re just a total blank, go on and leave me Baby
E B E
I don?t need you, I got,,,, Jim and Jack and Hank
That?s right ,,,,,Instrumental break E,B,E,A,B,E
E B
So I got out the whiskey I began to listen to songs out in my truck you couldn?t crank
E
I started feeling empty, then again it hit me. I got Jim and Jack and Hank
A
(ch) Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis
E A
Take what?s left there in the bank Take your flat iron and your curlers
F# B
Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked
E
Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies
E7 A
To me you?re just a total blank, go on and leave me Baby
E B E
I don?t need you, I got,,,, Jim and Jack and Hank
E A E B E
Yeh now go on and leave me baby I don?t need you I got Jim and Jack and Hank
E
That?s right, you go ahead, I?ll be A okay Cause I got Jose, Captain Morgan
Not to mention Old George and Tammy, Loretta, Merle, Willie Nelson, Big John Cash