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Introdução: E G#m C#m A
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Remember that song by Ice Cube
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"Today was a good day?"
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Well, that wasn't today
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No, that wasn't today
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Saw a picture of my ex with a new dude
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Lyin' on a beach in Cancun
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Got me thinkin' this way
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A rainbow of gray
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Wrapped up in these feelings like a goalie glove
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Holy fuck, I'm a middle-aged cliché
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I'm so sad
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Wish someone would take me out
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I'm so sad
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Should probably have some kids by now
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If I had
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All the shit I wish I had
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I'd still be sad
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I'm so sad
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Yeah, yeah
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Maybe it's okay and I shouldn't be ashamed
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On the carpet cryin' in a Tool t-shirt
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Mama said it's gonna hurt
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There'll be a bettеr time and the sun is gonna shine
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I'll bе happy that I felt like shit back then
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I'll be all good when
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I'm finally wrapped up in good feelings like a goalie glove
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Holy fuck, I'm a middle-aged cliché
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I'm so sad
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Wish someone would take me out
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I'm so sad
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Should probably have some kids by now
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If I had
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All the shit I wish I had
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I'd still be sad
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I'm so sad
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Sad
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Sad
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Waiting for a dating show to call me up with no luck
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I'm a budget Nick Lachey (What the fuck?)
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I'm so sad
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Wish someone would take me out
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I'm so sad
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Should probably have some kids by now
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If I had
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All the shit I wish I had
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I'd still be sad
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I'm so sad
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I'm so sad
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I can never figure out
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I'm so sad
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Sing it if you're with me now
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It's not so bad
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If I don't try to fight it back
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But I'm so sad
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I'm so sad
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Sad
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Sad
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Sad
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