Tom: G
Introdução:
G
Well, it' s 2:45pm
B C
Wake up from snoring, open DMs
G
Can of Red Bull by the bed
B C
Vape is charged, Snapchat&rsquo s read
G B C
What' s popping?
G B C
What' s popping?
G
She&rsquo s beauty, she' s grace
B C
She has a profile picture of an anime girl' s face
G
Just a single message more
B C A7
Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord
C
I wanna be the guy
B A7
That you fall asleep on call with
C
I' ll make you forget
B A7
Every guy that came before me
C
' Cause I like you
B A7
And you like my attention
C
Let' s skip to the good bit
D
Let' s consummate our internet connection
G
I' m in love with an
I&rsquo m in love with an
B
I&rsquo m in love with an
C
With an e-girl
G
I' m in love with an
I&rsquo m in love with an
B
I' m in love with an
C
With an e-girl
G
Mum took away my PS4
B C
So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall
G
I' m not aggressive
B C
I just ooze masculine passion
G
Did you know I' ve also got depression?
B C
I&rsquo m self-diagnosed, thought I should mention
G B C A7
I thought you could be the one to fix me
C
I wanna be the girl
B A7
That you fall asleep on call with
C
Meanwhile I' ll
B A7
Find other people to talk with
C
' Cause you like me
B A7
And I think you' re a maniac
C
Let' s skip to the good bit
D
Let' s completely block all contact
G
I' m in love with an
I' m in love with an
B
I' m in love with an
C
With an e-girl
G
I' m in love with an
I' m in love with an
B
I' m in love with an
C
With an e-girl
G
Mum took away my PS4
B C
I' ve said it so many times before
G B C
How can I live on if I keep on collecting
G
These every little slights and insurrections
B C
Constant pain in every dimension
G
My body weeps
B C A7
Disbelief heads suspensions
C
I wanna be the guy
B A7
That you find stalking your affections
C
Your social media scoured
B A7
You seek police interventions
C
Cause I base my
B A7
Ideals on obsessive media
N.C.