Tom:
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So I hang out with my mom
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A little more than I'm s'posed to
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It's not like anything weird
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Just don't have peeps that I'm close to
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So we've got a couple minutes 'til she picks me up
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So we could kiss a little or maybe just cup
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My hands on your boobies or yours on my tool
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If not whatevs, whatevs
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My parents make me take pills
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'Cause I can't feel things like they can
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I have opinions on cheese
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And eat it straight from the spray can
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And I saw you in the bleachers and I have to admit
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I thought you'd be the kind of girl to show me some tit
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Or you booty or your hoo-hoo would especially rule
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If not whatevs, whatevs
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You know my daddy paid some highschool kids to be my friends but they won't take
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Me out, me out
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Me out, me out
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And my mother bought a cat but all he does is sit around and say
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"Meow, meow
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Meow, meow"
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And my brother was kicked by a horse and now he also only says
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"Me ow, me ow
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Me ow, me ow"
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And that makes me special, like your boobies
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So you oughta take 'em out, 'em out
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Out of your shirt, your shirt
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So have you done it before?
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Is it true that it's hairy?
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My best friend says you're a slut
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Don't worry, he's imaginary.
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So grab my dong and bump it or however this goes
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I'm a little inexperienced, don't know if it shows
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But you could help me fit in with the rest of our school
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If not whatevs, whatevs
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Okay I said it, I'm cool
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You know, there's a lot of different things that make a kid the sorta kid he
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Shouldn't be, n't be
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Shouldn't be, n't be
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Like his best friend's six foot tall and isn't real and I'll admit it that he's
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A bee, a bee
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Bzzz, a bee, a bee
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And when I wanna touch a person they get scared and run away like I'm
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Some bee, some bee
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Just some bee, some bee
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Oh why won't someone love me for the boy I am
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And know I'll always be, ays be, ays be ays be, ays be,
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Ays be ays be...
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But hen I saw in your eyes
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You don't think I'm some cripple
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So give me a chance
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Or at least just a nipple
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You could do it now or wait until the weekend
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Or maybe instead, could you just be my friend?
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'Cause I think you know the world can be kinda cruel
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But you're not a slut and I'm not a fool, so
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Whatevs, whatevs, whatevs
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Whatevs, whatevs, whate-e-evs
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Whatevs, whatevs, whatevs
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We're cool
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Through whatevs, whatevs, whatevs
What-evs
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We are cool
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