Tom: B
Introdução:
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My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
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Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
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I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
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Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
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I just wish I was queer so I could get
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Chicks dig guys that are
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Queer guys that don't dig
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Chicks that don't dig guys like me
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See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
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But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
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Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
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Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
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But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
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Scoring with a super model would be easy
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Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but also is synonomous with
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'super dumb'
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Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and
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soon I'd become
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That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
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No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
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I wish I was queer so I could get
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Chicks dig guys that are
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Queer guys that don't dig
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Chicks that don't dig guys like me
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See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
VERSE 4: {play like Verse 3}
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Chicks
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VERSE 5: {play like Verse 3}
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Chicks dig guys that are
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Queer guys that don't dig
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Chicks dig guys that are
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Queer guys that don't dig
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Chicks dig guys that are
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Queer guys that don't dig
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Chicks that don't dig guys like me
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See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
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And I don't shave my heiny
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Don't shave my heiny
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See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
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And I don't shave my heiny
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Don't shave my heiny
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See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
B5
And I don't shave my heiny
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Don't shave my heiny
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See I'm not queer I'm too ugly