Tom: B
Introdução: B D#m G#m E
B D#m G#m E
Walk into the venue, you slipped me your CD
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Asked me if I'd listen, give you my critique
B D#m G#m E
I listened to it, but halfway through it
B D#m G#m E
I had to quit, your band sounds like shit
B D#m
So, here we go
G#m E
Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest
B D#m
I should have lied
G#m E
Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest
Verse: 2
B D#m G#m E
Walk into the bedroom, you were standing there
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Turned around and smiled at me and said you just cut your hair
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But then I told you I thought you looked better before
D#m G#m E
You said, "Hope you like sleeping on the floor"
B D#m
So, here we go
G#m E
Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest
B D#m
I should have lied
G#m E
Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest
B D#m G#m E
How 'bout from now on you'll write the script, I'll read the lines
B D#m
So, here we go
G#m E
Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest.
Bridge
E B F#
And now I'm staring at her napkin
E B F# E B
With seven digits that I can't make out
F#
She wrote it down in purple lipstick
E B F#
I shoulda never, I shoulda never opened up
E B F#
And maybe it's because I'm Irish
E B F# E B
I just couldn't keep my big mouth shut
F#
Is that an eight, is that a zero?
E B F#
I should have never, I should have never opened up
B D#m
So, here we go
G#m E
Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest
B G#m
I should have lied
G#m E
Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest
B D#m G#m E
How 'bout from now on you'll write the script, I'll read the lines
B D#m
So, here we go
G#m E
Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest (I'm just being honest)
B D#m G#m
Whoa-oh-oh
E
(I'm just being honest)
B D#m G#m
Whoa-oh-oh
E
(I'm just being honest)
B D#m G#m E