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"I represent a firm of gentlemen who recently purchased this
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house and all the others in the road,
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In the interest of humanity we've found a better place for you to go-go-go."
MRS. BARROW (A TENANT)
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"Oh no, this I can't believe,
Oh Mary, they're asking us to leave."
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"After all this time, they ask us to leave,
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And I told them we could pay double the rent.
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I don't know why it seemed so funny,
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Seeing as how they'd take more money.
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The winkler called again, he came here this morning,
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with four hundred pounds and a photograph of the place he has found.
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A block of flats with central heating.
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I think we're going to find it hard."
MR. PEBBLE
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"Here we are in Harlow New Town, did you recognise your block
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across the square, over there,
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Sadly since last time we spoke, we've found we've had to raise the
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rent again, just a bit."
MRS. BARROW
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"Oh no, this I can't believe
Oh Mary, and we agreed to leave."
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"It is my sad duty to inform you of a four foot restriction on
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humanoid height."
EXTRACT FROM CONVERSATION OF JOE ORDINARY IN LOCAL PUBORAMA
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"I hear the directors of Genetic Control have been buying all the
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properties that have recently been sold, taking risks oh so bold.
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It's said now that people will be shorter in height, they can fit
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twice as many in the same building site.
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(they say it's alright),
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Beginning with the tenants of the town of Harlow,
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in the interest of humanity, they've been told they must go-go-go-go."
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SIR JOHN DE PEBBLE OF UNITED BLACKSPRINGS INTERNATIONAL
(no guitar)
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With land in your hand, you'll be happy on earth
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Then invest in the Church for your heaven.
7~ hold (longer than other notes)