Tom: C
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When you walk in the bar,
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And you dressed like a star,
C
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F
me
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And the men notice you,
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With your Gucci bag crew,
C
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Can't tell who he's lookin' to.
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'Cuz you all look the same,
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Every-one knows your name,
C
And that's you,
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Whole claim to fame.
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Ne-ver miss a night,
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'Cuz your dream in life,
C
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Is to be a foot-ballers wife.
You don't like players,
D
That's what you say-a,
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But you really,
Wouldn't mind,
C
A million-aire.
Am
You don't like ballers,
They don't do,
D
Nothing for ya,
G
But you'd love a rich man,
C
Six foot two or taller.
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You're more than a fan,
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Look-in' for a man,
C
But you end up,
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With one-nights-stands.
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He could be your whole life,
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If you got past one night,
C
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But that part never goes right.
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In the morning you're vexed,
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He's onto the next,
C
And you didn't even,
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Get no taste.
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Don't be too up-set,
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If they call you a skank,
C
'Cuz like the news,
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Every-day you get pressed.
You don't like players,
D
That's what you say-a,
G
But you really,
Wouldn't mind,
C
A million-aire.
Am
You don't like ballers,
They don't do,
D
Nothing for ya,
G
But you'd love a rich man,
C
Six foot two or taller.
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You can't sit down right,
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'Cuz you jeans are too tight,
C
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And your lucky its ladies night.
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With your big empty purse,
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Every week it gets worse,
C
At least your breasts,
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Cost more than hers.
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So you did Mia-mi,
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'Cuz you got there for free,
C
But somehow you,
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Missed the plane.
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You did too much E,
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Met somebo-dy,
C
And spent the night,
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Getting caned.
Without girls like you,
D
There'd be no fun,
G
We'd go to the club,
Am
Without girls like you,
D
There's no night-life,
G
All those men just,
C
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Don't be mad at me,
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'Cuz you're pushing thirty,
C
And your old tricks,
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No longer work.
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You should have known,
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From the job,
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Fm6
That you always get dumped,
C
So dust off your,
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Fuck me pumps.
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Dm
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C
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