Tom: A
Introdução:
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EVery year at Christmas time my friends all like to bake
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They make cookies, rolls, and bread and ham and pie
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And for some weird reason they all send me a fruitcake
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When I tell them that I ate it it's a lie
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I use them as an anchor for my boat out on the lake
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I've made barbells for my cousins Merle and Luke
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But if I try to eat some my intestines start to quake
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'Cause fruitcake makes me puke
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Fruitcake makes me puke
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It happens everytime I eat it so I know it's not a fluke
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Fruitcake makes me puke
That's the one thing about Christmas that no one can dispute
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Fruitcake makes me puke
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I keep one in my office as a handy paperweight
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I hear they're used as hammers in Debuke
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But when I try to eat some I can't get it off the plate
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'Cause fruitcake makes me puke
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And the main thing about fruitcake that I have found
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It looks the same way comin' up as it does goin' down
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Well that's the one thing about Christmas that my family can't dispute
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Fruitcake makes me puke
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