Tom: C
Introdução:
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Everone else has had more sex than me. (x2)
Dm C Am Bb
Everyone else has had more sex than me,
Dm C Am Bb
Does anyone else, get that feeling?
Dm C Am Bb
Teenagers naked, couples in threes,
Dm C Am Bb
Grandparents swing from the ceiling.
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Everone else has had more sex than me. (x2)
Dm C Am Bb
Corporate chambers and office amore
Dm C Am Bb
Shenanigans, outdoor and in.
Dm C Am Bb
Resist and then later you find out there's more
Dm C Am Bb
Regret in not doing the sin.
Gm Am C
All lives have to die, of that there's no help
Gm Am C
My favourite way to end them
Gm Am C
Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp,
Gm Am C
Enters the female pudendum.
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Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck.
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Lives for his rivals to curse it.
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He would rather die than not get to fuck.
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Personally I reckon its worth it.
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Everone else has had more sex than me.
(x2)
F Bb C Bb
Does everybody else, get that feeling?
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Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone?
(Everone else has had more sex than me.)
F Bb C Bb
Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone?
(Does everybody else, get that feeling?)