Cifras
Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

Tom: C

Introdução:

F                 Bb                                         C                              Bb  
Everone else has had more sex than me.                 (x2)
Dm                 C                                            Am                 Bb  
Everyone else has had more sex than me,
Dm                 C                                            Am  Bb  
Does anyone else, get that feeling?
Dm                 C                 Am                      Bb  
Teenagers naked, couples in threes,
Dm                 C                                            Am    Bb  
Grandparents swing from the ceiling.
F                 Bb                                         C                              Bb  
Everone else has had more sex than me.                 (x2)
Dm                 C                                            Am    Bb  
Corporate chambers and office amore
Dm                      C  Am                         Bb  
Shenanigans, outdoor and in.
Dm                                    C                                                                    Am    Bb  
Resist and then later you find out there's more
Dm                              C                      Am  Bb  
Regret in not doing the sin.
Gm                                                              Am                                    C  
All lives have to die, of that there's no help
Gm                                              Am                 C  
My favourite way to end them
Gm                                                                    Am                              C  
Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp,
Gm                                                    Am         C  
Enters the female pudendum.
F                      Bb                                      C                                              Bb  
Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck.
F                                 Bb                    C                 Bb  
Lives for his rivals to curse it.
F                                      Bb                              C            Bb  
He would rather die than not get to fuck.
F                              Bb                      C            Bb  
Personally I reckon its worth it.
F                 Bb                                         C                              Bb  
Everone else has had more sex than me.
                                                                                                                                  (x2)
F                                            Bb                         C    Bb  
Does everybody else, get that feeling?
F                                 Bb                                      C                              Bb  
Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone?
                (Everone else has had more sex than me.)
F                                    Bb                         C                            Bb  
Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone?
(Does everybody else,                         get that feeling?)