Tom: C
Introdução:
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SPOKEN: Babe, you know I love you, but it's hard to find time to spend together.
You've got your career. I've got, my..uh I do stuff.
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I'm a busy guy, and you're a busy woman
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Every day you wake up for work at the crack of nine
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Then we gotta choose between morning sex and breakfast
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God knows we need both but there just ain't no time
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But I've found a way to get the most out of our day
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I prepared you this buffet
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So grab a tray, take off your clothes and follow me
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Let's eat our food in the shower
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Just look at the time we've saved
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Nothing unlocks a meal's flavor potential
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Like turning up a faucet head from pulse to spray
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We're eating food in the shower
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Ain't this romantic, it's just like rain
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Although I've definitely had crispier toast in my life
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And there's a huge amount of bacon collecting in your drain!
Bridge
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SPOKEN: That's right, girl. Don't things taste better when we're naked?
I gotta tell you I - whoops.
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Now it's later at night, and the mood is right for lovin'
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It's our 3 day anniversary, let's celebrate
Fm
Reservation for two at a candlelight dinner
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Right inside your own bathroom, what a convenient date!
Fm
Sit down at the tub-shaped table, give your order to the waiter
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And hold my pruney hand
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I also hired a harpist and mariachi band (mi amor!)
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Eating food in the shower
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But just between us I don't deny
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All the drinks are watered down, there's shampoo in my tacos
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Also I asked a bunch of friends if they would like to stop by (hi!)
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We're eating food in the shower
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This is the pinnacle of your year
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The night is only gettin' better as we get wetter and wetter
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Hey is this mayo or conditioner I have no idea
Outro
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SPOKEN: Man, it's getting crowded in here. Let's towel off. Oh God, the Mariachi band!!!