Tom: A
Introdução:
Am
This guy plays football
F G
But I once won the whole super bowl by myself
Am
This guy is a weightlifter
F G
But I can bench an entire continental shelf
Am
That dude is a scientist
F G
But I already cured all diseases last week
Am
And if that's not enough lemme ask
F G
When was the last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast?
F C G
Oh yeah, I will rock your world
Am
Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl!
F C G
I shall now expose my chest
Am
Don't act like you're not impressed
F C G
How hard did I just seal the deal
Am A#
With my dragon slayer steel
Do you feel all my sexy appeal
F E
And my story that's so very totally real
Am
I rode up to the mountaintop
F G
It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air
Am
Til I found the Dragon's cave
F G
And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears
Am
The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell
F G
And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch
Am
Then I swung my horse like a club
F G
And it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun
F C G
Oh yeah, you are now in love
Am
With both my dragon slaying nuts
F C G
I killed a demon with these hands
G
Did I say I'm also in a band?
F C G
In case you might need more proof
Am A#
I brought the dragon right to you
Ooh! it's the one that I slew
F E
He'll attest that my story is totally true.
Am
Dragon dance!
Am F
I am a dragon!
G E
Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit
F C G
Girl let's go back to my place
Am
Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space
F C G
Can you guess what's coming next?
Am
Here's a h
F C G
This is the best day of your life
Am A#
You'll be my dragon slayer wife
All right! Now it's time to decide
F E
Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight?