Tom: E
Introdução: E B7
E
Good morning, dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
A
To watch two people we know make a big mistake
B7
They'll stand up at the alter, and solemnly swear I do
E
They'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody new
A E
Her daddy's in the front row, muttering oh no here we go again
A
They had a couple dates, now she's three months late
verse 2
E
Good morning, dearly beloved, I'd like to welcome ya'll
A
To see the side-effects of sex and alcohol
B7
Please bow your heads and join me, in a prayer for these two
E A B7E
Who'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody new
A
The bride is a flirt and the groom is worse
E A
As he's putting the ring on her, he's checking out the bridesmaids,
verse 3
E
Welcome, dearly beloved, we are here this afternoon
A
To throw rice as these two, drive down the road to ruin
B7
With cans tied to the bumper, and a dragging muffler too
E
They'll be together forever, ?til they find somebody new
Tag
B7
So raise your glass and join me, here's to the bride and groom
E B7E
They'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody new