Tom: C
Introdução:
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I arrived home early, she thought that I'd be late
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And my girly wasn't waiting at the gate
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I climbed the stairs, the stairs that I had climbed a hundred times before
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And there, I heard a noise behind the bedroom door
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A silent prayer escaped my lips as if I knew what was in store
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I, I tore the bedsheet off, and there she was with another man
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I looked into her eyes and then I knew...
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I am now a cuckold, she cuckolded me
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When your love is loving someone else, a cuckold will you be
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This cuckoldation has cuckoldified me
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And cuckoldentally I'm cuckoldised by her cuckoldity
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Cuckoldish me, life has taken on a cuckoldastic twist
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I should have seen, when I looked at her, she was a cuckoldist
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I am now a cuckold, she cuckolded me
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When your love is loving someone else, a cuckold will you be
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Her cuckoldastic tendencies have brought me to my knees
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Oh please, I reminisce on my pre-cuckishious period
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And these cuckolditory things have made me post-cuckoldic
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Ahh cuck, I feel like such a cuck head
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