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Creepy Old Guy

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                     B 
Way back when
I was just ten
             A 
Everywhere
Fellas would stare
                         E 
Out on the street
                       C#m 
And I felt used
                     B 
Kinda confused
                       E                                         A 
I would refuse to look in their eyes
         C#m                                                           F# 
But now I really love creepy old guys!
We all do!
               B 
Gum disease
Skin like grilled cheese
                             A 
It's cute and vile
Hey baby, smile!
                                     E 
To each girl that passes!
(Wolf-whistling)
                           C#m 
They make me blush!
                         B 
Can't get enough!
                                 E                                         A 
Now one of 'em loves me, wants to be mine!
 B 
That's right!
 C#                   F#                         B 
Marrying my own creepy old guy!
I'm a creepy old guy!
                             F# 
My creepy old guy, my creepy old guy
               E                         B 
I'm so happy I could cry!
 D#m                             E                                     C#                   F# 
Girls may seem disgusted, but we're actually just shy!
                               A 
My creepy old groom!
Creepy old groom!
 G                               G#m 
Play that wedding tune
           Bm                   C# 
Hey folks, step aside!
I am older, but I'm glad I waited!
                                           F# 
'Cuz here comes the bride!
                                                           B 
I am marrying my creepy old guy
                         D                             A                           E 
Creepy old guy, creepy old guy, creepy old guy
                             B 
My creepy old guy!
                         D                             A                           G 
Creepy old guy, creepy old guy, creepy old guy!
                 C 
Fix his hair
Get him prepared
                       Bb 
Sure, the groom
Crawled out of a tomb
                                           F 
But hey, hey, it's a wedding!
                       Dm 
So dim the lights
                             C 
Pick up some rice
                               F 
Say something nice!
                                 Bb 
It's my day to shine
               D                             G                         C 
I'm getting hitched to my creepy old guy!
It's showtime!
                       G 
Creepy old guy, creepy old guy
               F                                       C 
She's marrying a creepy old guy!
           Em                           F 
Have you guys seen Lolita?
                   D                                     G 
This is just like that, but fine!
                         Bb                             F 
Creepy old dude, creepy old dude
           G#                             Am 
Our faith has been renewed
                         Dm         D 
Now love is alive!
                     F                         C 
Wave your baby girl goodbye
             F                               C 
I am walking down the aisle
                               Dm                       C                             Dm   C 
I wanna see a tear in every eye as I pass by
                                         F                         Am 
I know that on the outside he's disgusting
                                   F                             Bb 
And even on the inside, he's disgusting
             C#                                                                   C 
But I know that this time, I'm makin' it right
Making it right, making it right!
                                             F 
With my family by my side
         B 
O-M-G
                       Bm 
Dressed to a T
                       B 
Fancy and formal
                           A 
I found me a wife
L'chaim! To life!
                         E 
This is so normal!
               C#m 
I was ignored
                             B 
But now, I'm adored!
                         E                                         A 
'Cause I extorted, tortured, and lied
 C#                         F#                     B 
Give it up for my underage bride!
                               F# 
Here comes the bride
Here comes the bride
 E 
God be glorified!
                                                                                                                                   F# 
I can't believe some cultures think this kind of thing's alright
                             A 
My creepy old guy
                           G#m 
My creepy old guy
   G                   G#m             F#       C#m 
Doesn't he deserve a chance at life?
           C# 
oh, yeah, that's right!
Yeah, that's right!
                               F# 
Let's make him alive!
                             F# 
I am marrying my creepy old guy!
 Bm                 B                           Bm                 B 
Guy, guy, guy, creepy old guy, guy, guy, creepy old guy!
           E 
Guy, guy!
                 F# 
I have chills!
   B 
Yeeeeeeeeah!