Tom: A
Ab
Ab/G
Fm7
I'm counting out time,
Ab
C#7M
Got the whole thing down by numbers.
Ab/C
Bb
All those numbers! Give me guidance!
Eb7
Ab
O Lord I need that now.
Ab/G
Fm7
The day of judgement's come,
Ab
C#7M
And you can bet that I've been resting,
Ab/C
Bb
for this testing, digesting every
Eb7
Ab
word the experts say.
F#
C#/F
Ab
Erogenous zones I love you.
B
F#
Ab7
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Ab7
Found a girl I wanted to date,
Thought I'd better get it straight.
Ab7
Bb7
C#
I studied every line, every page in the book,
D
D/C
Bb
Now, I've got the real thing here, I'm gonna take a look, take a look.
Ab
Ab/G
Fm7
I'm counting out time,
Ab
C#7M
hoping it goes like I planned it,
Ab/C
'cos I understand it.
Bb
Eb7
Ab
Look! I've found the hotspots, Figures one to nine.
Ab/G
Fm7
still counting out time,
Ab
C#7M
got my finger on the button,
Ab/C
Bb
"Don't say nothin' - just lie there still
Eb7
Ab
And I'll get you turned on just fine."
F#
C#/F
Ab
Erogenous zones I love you.
B
F#
Ab7
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Ab7
Touch and go with 1-6.
Bit of trouble in zone No. 7.
Ab7
Bb7
C#
Getting crucial responses, dilation of the pupils.
D
D/C
Bb
"Honey get hip! It's time to unzip,
to unzip, zip, zip-a-zip-a-zip. Whipee!"
Ab
Ab/G
Fm7
Ab
C#7M
Ab/C
Bb
Eb7
Ab
)
Ab
Ab/G
Fm7
I'm counting out time,
Ab
C#7M
reaction none to happy,
Ab/C
Please don't slap me,
Bb
Eb7
Ab
I'm a red blooded male and the book said I could not fail.
Ab/G
Fm7
I'm counting out time,
Ab
C#7M
I got unexpected distress
Ab/C
from my mistress,
Bb
Eb7
Ab
I'll get my money back from the bookstore right away.
F#
C#/F
Ab
Erongenous zones I question you
B
F#
Ab
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
B
F#
Ab
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
B
F#
Ab
C#m
Without you, mankind handkinds thru' the blues.