Tom: A
Introdução:
A2 Am G2 F
Hollerin' at this Japanese girl, Asian mommy
E G
But is it too soon for Japanese girls? Too tsunami?
A2 Am G2 F
Is it racist if I say she tastes like edamame?
E G
Was I supposed to stay uncool? Please remind me
Am E F
(What the fuck is up?)
G2 F
Yeah, it's Cheezy, ho
E G
I'm so cheesy, ho, my swag's got high cholesterol
Am E F
I know y'all girls, I met them all
G2
You're her ex-man like Cannonball
F E G
I ain't got shit to say to ya, I'm known for bad behavior
Am
Look at me
E F G2
Man, I went to the W from Double Tree
F E G
Makin' out with girls who black and yellow like a bumblebee
Am E F G2
Can I live up to all this hype they have for me? It's hard to tell
F E G
But these girls I'm kissin' chase the blues away like Gargamel
Am E F
I'm back in the game, coach put me in
G2
T-Pain flow, all I do is win
F E G
With a glass full of McCallan to mess me up
STOP
E
Dopeness
F G2 F
After this I hit the highway
E G
I'm headin' west like I'm fuckin' blowin' Kanye
A2 Am G2 F
Read the fuckin' news, Huey Lewis, nigga
E G
You can't go HAM, you's a Jewish nigga
A2 Am G2
Donald Glover, you don't have to call me "Childish"
F E G
Except for when I'm flirting with your half-Latino stylist
Am E F
Photoshoot, beach house playin' Beach House, free wireless
G
So I can post these pictures on my website of her smilin'
Am E F
I kissed this girl I've liked since back when I was just a sophomore
G
But I'm afraid to text her "What the fuck it take so long for?!"
Am E F
What the fuck has changed? Is it swagger? Is it money?
G
I still dress the fuckin' same and my nose is still as ugly
Am E F
As the day you fuckin' met me
They tellin' me I'm the rapper for these white kids
G
'Cause black kids can't possibly like the same shit
Am E F
I wanna bring you back to the studio, try and get your number
G Am
These black girls with natural hair who keep up with their tumblrs
E F
I like it when you tweet me, you smell like baby lotion
G
I wanna suck your breasts and finger blast to Frank Ocean
(Start Finger Pick)
Am F
Her pussy tastes like vanilla, tasty ho
Am F
Clown niggas then I kill 'em, Gacy flow
Am F
It's crazy how these labels and these blogs are on my dick
Am F
I'm Pryor in his last years: comedian who's sick
(Am)
Am E2 F
I'm doin' you a favor, like every time I rhyme or write a script or do a movie
G Am
There's a million ways to shine, choose one
E2
Instead of what you're doing tonight
F G
IAMDONALD, coming soon, we've got all of the lights
Am E F
Turn on the lights in here, baby
F G
Extra bright, I want y'all to see this
Am E F
Turn on the lights in here, baby
F G
Know what I mean, want you to see everything
E
Want you to see all of the--
Outro (Fade)