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G C
If I was in the fridge, would you open the door?
G D
If I was the grass, would you mow your lawn?
G C
If I was your body, would you still wear clothes?
G D
If I was a booger, would you blow your nose?
C D
Where would you keep it? Would you eat it?
G Em C D G
I'm just tryin to give myself a reason, for being around
G C
If I was the front porch swing would you let me hang?
G D
If I was the dance floor would you shake your thing?
G C
If I was a rubber check would you let me bounce
G D
Up and down inside your bank account?
C D
Would you trust me, not to break you?
G Em C D G
I'm just tryin really hard to make you, notice me being around
G C
If I was a haircut would you wear a hat?
G D
If I was a maid, could I clean your flat?
G C
If I was the carpet would you wipe your feet
G D
In time to save me from mud off the street?
C D
If you like me, if you love me
G Em
Why don't you get down on your knees and scrub me?
C D G Em
I'm a little grubby from being around
C D G
I'm a little grubby from being around