Tom: D
Introdução:
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Some say the end is near.
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Some say we?ll see armageddon soon.
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I certainly hope we will.
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I sure could use a vacation from this
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bull-shit three ring cirrrrcus siiiideshow of
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Freaks here in this, hopeless fucking, hole we call LA.
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The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
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Any fucking time.
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Any fucking day.
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Learn to swim, I?ll see you down in Arizona bay.
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Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
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Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
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Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
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Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.
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It?s a bull-shit three ring cirrrrrcuus siiideshow of
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freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA.
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The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
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Any fucking time.
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Any fucking day.
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Learn to swim, I?ll see you down in Arizona bay.
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Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
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Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
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Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still.
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Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip shits.
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Some say the end is near.
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Some say we?ll see armageddon soon.
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I certainly hope we will
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I sure could use a vacation from this
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stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shitâ...
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One great big festering neon distraction,
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I?ve a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
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Learn to swim.
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Learn to swim.
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Learn to swim. Mom?s gonna fix it all soon.
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Mom?s com in? round to put it back the way it ought to beeeeeeeee.
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(Learn to swim. 8x){continues in background}
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Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones.
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Fuck all these gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes.
(Learn to swim. 8x){continues in background}
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Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos.
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Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory.
(Learn to swim. 8x){continues in background}
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Fuck smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas.
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Fuck these dysfunctional, insecure actresses.
(Learn to swim. 8x)
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Cuz I?m praying for rain
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and I?m praying for tidal waves
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I wanna see the ground give way.
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I wanna watch it all go down.
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Mom please flush it all away.
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I wanna see it go right in and down.
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I wanna watch it go right in.
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Watch you flush it all awaaaaaaaaay.
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Time to bring it down again.
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Don?t just call me pessimist.
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Try and read between the lines.
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I can?t imagine why you wouldn't
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Welcome any change, my friend.
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I wanna see it come down.
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Suck it down.
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Suck it down.
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Flush it down.